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Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Ketchup or No Ketchup. That shouldn't be a question.
Sunday, February 26, 2012
My Very Own Fairy Tale
On television, in magazines, on the big screen or anywhere else you may chance to look there are many women and girls who feel like they have “found” their true love or who are “looking for” the fairy tale they’ve always dreamed about. To me, however, true love and fairy tales aren’t found – they’re made.
I believe we sometimes fool ourselves into thinking that a fairy tale is just happened upon - that you meet that one special person and from that moment on it’s flowers and sunshine and lollipops. I really feel though that you have to make your own fairy tale. I feel that you need to accept the others’ differences and work to overcome challenges together. Since Kevin and I met almost 10 years ago, we have had difficulties. There have been times in our relationship where we didn’t understand each other, where we maybe felt hurt or misunderstood; there were even times of separation and heartache. At the same time though there were times of laughter and silliness, times of peace and joy and many deep feelings of love. All of these emotions and obstacles have led us to be the head-over-heels couple that we are today. Has the road been blissfully happy and free of worries? No of course not. Is my Prince Charming absolutely perfect? Well, no actually. But I’m not a perfect princess either. We know that each one has weaknesses and faults and yet we understand that only together can we overcome them.
You may wonder if I feel like this “fairy tale” we share was just stumbled upon or found. But I don’t. I believe that through love and determination and honesty we have made it our fairy tale – we have made a love so strong and deep that it will last.
On that same note I think that “happily ever after” isn’t something you achieve when you say I do at the altar. It lasts for much longer than that and is brought about through commitment and sacrifice. I know that for Kevin and I to make it forever it means that I will have to make sacrifices, that at times I will need to sacrifice my own will and pride in an effort to make our marriage work. I will need to be so committed to the promises we made that nothing will sway me from that path. I have no doubt that our marriage will be filled with many trying times – times of sorrow, times of hurt, times of struggle and times of sadness – but I also know that as Kevin and I are committed to each other and practice principles of honesty and compassion there will be nothing in this world that will keep us from living “happily ever after”.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Life's Simple Pleasures
First of all, may I send my heartfelt and sincere apologies to all of the “faithful followers” whom I know have been eagerly checking my blog daily in hopes of finding another post. I am so sorry for your anxiety. I have been stressing lately about what to write. I wanted others’ to find my words interesting, funny, or inspiring yet I couldn’t think of a single topic that would fit those adjectives. But then I remembered that I’m writing this blog for me. Just me. And that makes me very happy. And it also makes me free to write about whatever I choose.
And I choose Dove Soap. Yes, I said Dove soap. My own wonderful, simple pleasure of life. Ooooooh wee how I love love love it.
Dove soap truly brings a sparkle of joy into my life. Especially those mundane days where the life of a twelve-hour-a-day-shiftworker inlcudes nothing but food, work, and sleep. At the end of each day I look forward to a warm shower with nothing less than my most favourite and soothing bar of soap. Now I understand a few of you may be laughing right now but I speak the truth. Don’t worry, I will shortly explain why it’s the best and most beautiful bar of soap in the world. ***sigh***
I’ve seen numerous commercials for Dove over the years but the one that stands out most in my mind – the one that started it all – was the commercial where they compared the “soap scum” on a girl who used regular soap to a girl who used Dove. It caught my attention and I decided to check it out. To make a long story short I fell in love. Head-over-heels in fact. Here’s why:
- Dove truly is soap scum free. If you don’t believe me try washing your hands, arms, elbows, or toes with an inexpensive bar of soap, and then try it with Dove. You can literally feel the soft, clean, non-scummy difference the moment you rinse. It’s incredible.
- Dove is super soft. Not the fall apart before it’s finished soft but the cool, delicate, oh-so-gentle on my little skin follicles soft. That’s rad.
- It has a dove engraved on the top. How wicked is that?
- Dove & fresh scent = PB & J. I love love love the fresh scents of all Dove soaps. And I’m not talkin’ scented as in that perfumey, over-the-top, gaggy kind of soap. I’m talkin’ crisp, bright, lively, spectacular. I’m currently digging the cool cucumber – it’s heavenly.
- Dove soap is chock full of moisture; ultra-super moisturizing machine is an understatement. It’s like infusing your skin with lotiony goodness every time you wash!
- And my favourite thing about Dove (the company not the soap) is that they run the “Campaign for Real Beauty” which encourages women and girls everywhere to love themselves for who they are. It supports building confidence, embracing differences and abandoning stereotypes. Amazing!
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Key to my Heart.
Note: Please pronounce chocolate like "chok-lat" in order for my Haiku to be correct.
Monday, January 18, 2010
The Curse of a Curly Head O’ Hair
I have a love-hate relationship with my hair. And I use the term “love” loosely. If you were to turn that love-hate relationship into an odometer, the needle would normally point to tolerant acceptance with a slight inclination towards strong dislike.
Those of you who share in this curly headed curse certainly need no explanation to why this is so, but for you unfortunately ignorant souls I will attempt to help you understand the depth of frustration and agony associated with such a fate. And by ignorant souls I imply two parties. First of course is the male species who truly have no idea the lengths any female will go in an effort to control and style her hair, and certainly not us curly-haired folks. Party two is those females blessed with luscious, tamable locks – cute wavy bobs or smooth sleek straights – particularly the ones who insist on making comments like: “Oh Mel, I love your hair! You are so lucky to have curly hair. I wish mine was naturally curly too.” To them may I simply say: be careful what you wish for. To summarize, the point of this post is to help these parties understand the reality of this curse and to think twice before they compliment my monster.
Now, to make this straightforward I have decided to use a simple analogy of what it’s like to live with these locks. I will be comparing the curly-headed curse to taming a wild jungle monkey. Don’t laugh, it works.
Let’s pretend that at birth each person is given a wild jungle monkey that will remain with them for the rest of their life and with it the responsibility to tame and control that monkey. Needless to say, us curly-headed folks can be compared to the ones with the most unruly, most uncooperative, and most barbaric species of jungle monkey. (Note: from here on out we will only be comparing monkey taming to curly hair taming and the sleek straights and wavy bobs will be forgotten). Now, let’s also say that every morning you do your absolute best to try and tame your monkey – you feed it as many bananas as it’s heart desires, you grunt soothing monkey noises and lovingly caress your little friend, rewarding it for good behaviour and showing it all the kindness it deserves. Every morning it’s the same routine, the same love and the same care. At the end of each morning, however, your monkey can become one of two things (neither of which you have any control over): (1) a calm docile little guy pleased to do your bidding and sit contently eating a banana, or (2) a wild savage monkey running rampant around the room smashing everything in it’s path and screaming like a banshee.
As you can no doubt understand, this analogy perfectly describes my morning routine of dealing with this curse o’ hair. Each morning I wake up and do my absolute best to try and tame my curls. I start by washing my hair with only the best curl boosting, frizz taming and smooth shining shampoos and conditioners on the market. This is followed closely (upon exiting the shower) with only the best smoothing serums and curling creams stroked lovingly into each strand. I then attempt to calm and define my little curly demons with certain coaching methods such as twirling, twisting and scrunching. I also spend time using a diffuser (a special accessory for a blow dryer needed to accentuate curls) to try and dry and tame my locks. Every morning it’s the same routine, the same love and the same care. At the end of each morning, however, my hair can become one of two things (neither of which I have any control over): (1) a beautiful ‘do of smooth defined curls, perfectly framing my face, or (2) a wild mess of who-knows-what with random curls shooting off in every direction and frizz the size of Hong Kong with no resemblance of order, possibly bordering on “afro”. Please note - as my sister kindly reminded me this morning - that the former rarely happens except when you either don’t care or you’re about to go to bed, and the latter nearly always happens especially when you care the most, like for a dinner or a date.
As much as I’d like to say that I remain calm in the face of adversity and accept my fate when my monkey becomes savage and uncontrollable, I do not. Being human, I confess it’s quite the opposite. Those of you who may have been present on such mornings (namely sisters and roommates) may grimace at the reflection of the wild raging monkey I myself become as a result of my unruly hair. It usually begins with weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth mixed with utter disbelief that this curse is mine to bear. Groans and moans are not uncommon and [mormon] profanities are flowing in a steady stream from my mouth. Phrases such as “WHY ME?”, “I HATE MY STUPID HAIR!” and “THAT’S IT I AM HONESTLY SHAVING MY HEAD! NO SERIOUSLY I’M GOING BALD!” are also thrown into this disgraceful display of frustration. Now, you may be thinking that this abysmal agony is quite overly-dramatic, but then again you don’t really understand. At this point I usually resort to the only option left at my disposal: locking my monkey in a cage (and by this I mean using a straightener to straighten my poor hair). I do not always look fondly on such fierce treatment of my monkey but what’s a girl to do?
Although these tantrums and subsequent methods do occur, I would like to leave you with a more pleasant image than my little monkey trapped in a steel cage. So may I just state that on those rare occasions that my monkey is sitting calmly eating a banana, ie. my hair chooses to obey and be beautiful, I look around me at a sea of sleek straights and wavy bobs, and I’m grateful for my sweet unique curls.
I also sincerely hope that this post shines a light on those who are so completely ignorant of the life those cursed with a curly head o' hair must live.